Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Worst Jokes Ever
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
