Worst Jokes Ever
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
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Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let’s hear,” said the teacher.
“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk...!!!”
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.