Worst Jokes Ever

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

What do you call a disabled orphan?

A left over vegetables.

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?

Do you think he saw us?

I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?

There’s a stairway to heaven.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

How do you keep a bull from charging?

You take its credit card away.

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bus full of children.

What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.