Worst Jokes Ever
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!