Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’