Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Name

    • Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.

    A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."

  • 0

    • Road Trip

    • A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.

    The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."

    The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."

    Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."

  • 0

    • Baby

    • What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

  • 0

    • Hooker

    • A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

    "Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

    "Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

  • 0

    • Asian

    • I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

    I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

    I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

  • 1

    • Ring

    • What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.

  • 0

    • Woman

    • What do women and KFC have in common?

    After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

  • 1

    • Wheelchair

    • A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.

    He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.

    The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.

    On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"

  • 1