Worst Jokes Ever
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.