Worst Jokes Ever
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!