Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.