Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
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