Worst Jokes Ever
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣