Worst Jokes Ever
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.