Worst Jokes Ever
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
You're so ugly!
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
I did a walk.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
"What bus?"
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.