Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
There was a guy called John.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.