Worst Jokes Ever
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
So Mungus.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.