Worst Jokes Ever
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
POV: you
Who loves walnut? Wallace!