Worst Jokes Ever
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
None of these jokes are funny.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."