Worst Jokes Ever
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
"Ur mum is big."
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!