Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly!
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*