Worst Jokes Ever

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Their dad never came with it.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

How much did the liver weigh?

It weighed a skeleTON.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.

Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."

Yeestt?

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

I made a website to support orphans.

It just needs a home page.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!