Worst Jokes Ever
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Emos love jumping for joy.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
You know my first name, but donโt worry about it; youโll only be screaming my first.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.