Worst Jokes Ever
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."