Worst Jokes Ever
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.