Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.