Worst Jokes Ever
My name says it all.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I love you.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
I love my dog!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!