Worst Jokes Ever
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Brazil is a joke.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.