Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com