Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
"What bus?"
You're so ugly!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
I did a walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.