Worst Jokes Ever

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

Me lol.

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt.

I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.

They never got together at all.