Worst Jokes Ever
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
How do cookies šŖ give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why canāt orphans have an iPhone?
Because they canāt find the home button!
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
"It looks like she went into Claireās Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, āIāll take it!ā" ā Bianca Del Rio, RuPaulās Drag Race
Someday you'll go far.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didnāt put enough backbone into it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots š¤ shave with?
Laser blades!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.