Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!