Worst Jokes Ever
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"