Worst Jokes Ever
What time do you call me tomorrow?
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.