Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Me lol.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.