Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.