Worst Jokes Ever
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.