Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.