Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."