Worst Jokes Ever

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

I read to deaf kids in my spare time.

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

Ready when you are, KK.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

I love school.

What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

Angel is a good word.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.