Worst Jokes Ever

Depression :)

Me :D

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

What’s the best form of contraception?

Being a soccer fan.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!