Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.