Worst Jokes Ever
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Why canât orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you đ
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
Theyâre enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Whatâs the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the partyâexcept you.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."