Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
