Worst Jokes Ever
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you đ
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they donât like fast food.
Why canât orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
Son: âDad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?â
Dad: âCall me George.â
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Whatâs the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the partyâexcept you.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
Theyâre enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.