Worst Jokes Ever

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

Ever tried African food?

Neither have they.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

Why do you call a fat midget?

Jiggly Puff.

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.

"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."