I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
