Worst Jokes Ever

What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea.

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

What do you call a united cow?

United Steaks.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is!

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

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