Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."
I still remember my grandpa's last words; "Is that loaded?"
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."