Worst Jokes Ever
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."