Worst Jokes Ever
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
How do mountains see? They peek.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.