Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Memory

    • An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"

    The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."

    The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"

    The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"

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    • Phone

    • Joker gives Batman a phone.

    Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

    Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

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    • Wheelchair

    • My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

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    • Condom

    • A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.

    The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."

    The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."

    The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.

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