Worst Jokes Ever

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

What do you call a disabled orphan?

A left over vegetables.

What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?

One was born burnt.

I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?

Do you think he saw us?

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?

Cremation.

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?

There’s a stairway to heaven.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.