What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
