Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What’s another name for a woman giving birth?
Unloading the dishwasher.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.