Worst Jokes Ever
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.