Worst Jokes Ever

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

I like Uranus.

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

What do gay men like cocks?

🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋

🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

What’s the difference between football and rape?

Women don’t like football.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Like if you meet someone emo.

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.