Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.