Worst Jokes Ever
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
You look as fat as a pig.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.