Worst Jokes Ever
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If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Your dad.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
You are all fucking disgusting!
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Suck your mum's bum.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.