Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.

Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."

What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.

What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?

"STUPID VINIGGER!"

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."

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    • Two Native Americans

    Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

    The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

    His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

    Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

    What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?

    It left him hanging.