Worst Jokes Ever

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

I suffered The Great Depression.

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

What's life if you don't have one...

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

I'm back on BIGO Live.

I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.

Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.

Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?

A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.

What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.