Worst Jokes Ever

When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi, Loser!

Kid: Why?

Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

Kid: Waaaaaaa!

I know this is not funny, but who cares?

Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

What's brown and sticky?

An orphan.

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they can't put a house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.

What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?

Jah Bless.

What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.