Worst Jokes Ever

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!

Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

What bees make milk?

Boob bees.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

Chupapi Muñañyo

What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝

LET'S GOOOO!

I like cats.

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊‍♂️

Dora, where do we go next?

Kids at home: Area 51.

Meanwhile,

Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

1 day later,

Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!