Worst Jokes Ever
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.