Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents' house, and he asked his grandpa, "Can I have a cigarette?" His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "No." "Then that's your answer." A little bit later, Little Johnny asked for a beer. His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "I already said no." "Well, that's your answer." Later, he was complaining to his grandma, and she gave him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said, "Can I have a cookie?" Little Johnny said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandpa said, "Well, yes, it can." And Little Johnny said, "Well, go fuck yourself, old man, because these are my cookies."
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.