Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.
Mom: Well, it’s my house.
Little Johnny: Then go clean it.
Mom: Go to school!
At school:
Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.
Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.
Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."