Worst Jokes Ever
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
You're homeless, you orphan!
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Someone fucked a member of BTS.