Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
I (DYM 117)
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
You were born out of your dad.
lol hi
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I want to be a pilot.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Suck my balls!