Worst Jokes Ever
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
ENTER PASSWORD.
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RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
Joe Biden
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.