Worst Jokes Ever
You were born out of your dad.
lol hi
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I want to be a pilot.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Suck my balls!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"