Worst Jokes Ever
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Peaches-REMAKE-By-Justin Beiber and watersharky Music Productions-
I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)
I get my weed from California (that's that shit)
I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)
I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)
And I see you (oh), the way I breathe you in (in), it's the texture of your skin
I wanna wrap my arms around you, baby, never let you go, oh
And I say, oh, there's nothing like your touch
It's the way you lift me up, yeah
And I'll be right here with you 'til the end
I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)
I get my weed from California (that's that shit)
I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)
I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)
You ain't sure yet, but I'm for ya
All I could want, all I can wish for
Nights alone that we miss more
And days we save as souvenirs
There's no time, I wanna make more time
And give you my whole life
I left my girl, I'm in Mallorca
Hate to leave her, call it torture
Remember when I couldn't hold her
Left her baggage for Rimowa
I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)
I get my weed from California (that's that shit)
I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)
I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)
I get the feeling, so I'm sure (sure)
Hand in my hand because I'm yours
I can't, I can't pretend, I can't ignore you're right for me
Don't think you wanna know just where I've been, oh
Done being distracted
The one I need is right in my arms (oh)
Your kisses taste the sweetest with mine
And I'll be right here with you 'til end of time
I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)
I get my weed from California (that's that shit)
I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)
I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)
I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)
I get my weed from California (that's that shit)
I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)
(I get my light right from the source, yeah, yeah)
I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)
I get my weed from California (that's that shit)
I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)
I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)
I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)
I get my weed from California (that's that shit)
I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)
I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it).
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"