Worst Jokes Ever
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
I love my mom.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I ate my mom.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!