Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
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Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
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I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Hey guys, it's an alien!
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!