Worst Jokes Ever
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.