Worst Jokes Ever
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.