Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Joe Biden
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Lick my nut.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂