Worst Jokes Ever

Obese is the N-word for fat people.

My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Four big guys.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

I could never date a midget.

We would never see eye to eye.

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're dead :/

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!