Worst Jokes Ever

A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

Girl: You are gay.

Boy: Who says I’m gay?

Girl: You ARE GAY!

Boy: You are lesbian.

Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH

You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.

Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.

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Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

A baby in a blender.

Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.

I can hear the whole world booing me.

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.