Worst Jokes Ever

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What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"

A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?

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What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

I ate my mom.

A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”

I love my mom.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?

Sunbeams.

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.