Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?

A. A police officer.

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

Orphans have no parents.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.

Bick: Jesus isn't real.

Ron: Yes, He is.

Bick: Prove it, bitch.

Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.

Bick: Wh-?

Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!

The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.

Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.

Bick: Told you Jesus was real.

Satan: Get to work, slaves.

Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.

When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi, Loser!

Kid: Why?

Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

Kid: Waaaaaaa!

I know this is not funny, but who cares?

Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

What's brown and sticky?

An orphan.

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.