Worst Jokes Ever

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

I farted how bout u?

A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!

My penis is longer than one inch.

What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

Why can Jesus walk on water?

Because rubbish floats.

Penis, neck, rope?

Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?

Because white people have white privilege.

What do squirrels eat?

Nuts. 🥜

"Peppa's ribs."

1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.

Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.

Where does bad light end up at?

In prism.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.