Worst Jokes Ever
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
I can hear the whole world booing me.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!