Worst Jokes Ever

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

Let's make this post have the same likes and dislikes.

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

I could never date a midget.

We would never see eye to eye.

What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?

Sunbeams.

I love my mom.

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

My friend Harry.