Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
If you read this, you are gay.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.