Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
That's kinda sus, you know?
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
New protest.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.