Worst Jokes Ever
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.