Worst Jokes Ever
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Bored.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
Gwen sucks!
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.