Worst Jokes Ever
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:
"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Four big guys.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Trump, just why?
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.