Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Your mum gay.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
You suck.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
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What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."