Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!