Worst Jokes Ever
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Was (DYM 118)
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Five (DYM 123).
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Never got a mother's love, lol.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.