Worst Jokes Ever
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!