Worst Jokes Ever

There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.

The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."

God busted out laughing and let him in.

The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."

God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Johnny.

Johnny who?

Johnny want yo' mommy.

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

Laugh Now!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Who named their daughter Macadamia?

A couple of nuts.

Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.