Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.