Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?

Still no fucking idea.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.