Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
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What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"