Worst Jokes Ever
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I have a body count of 7.
Dude, I lied.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Ruhan.