Worst Jokes Ever
I love silly jokes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What is a dog?
A pet.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.