Worst Jokes Ever
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
My name is what orphans can never have.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.