Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.