Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
I love orphans. They're precious.
I go beep like a Jeep.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Viggie tickles.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...