My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
These are all racist. 😂
It's not rape if you both like it.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.