Worst Jokes Ever
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.