Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
I can smell your kids!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!