Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ching chang chong."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Yo momma!
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
I bought drugs today.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?