Worst Jokes Ever
Sup guys, how are you?
Guess!!!!?
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Kiwi loves Brad.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!