Worst Jokes Ever
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Kiwi loves Brad.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Make America Great Britain again!
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Nope, nope, and nope.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!