Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!