Worst Jokes Ever
Make America Great Britain again!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi loves Brad.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.