Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.