Worst Jokes Ever
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Fatherless jokes.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.