Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Curry must hurry.
Dog.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.