Worst Jokes Ever
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Are you serious right now, bro?
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!