Worst Jokes Ever
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
JAW don't know sh*t!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What was I saying again?
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Suck your mom. ☺️
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!