Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.