Worst Jokes Ever
Nope, nope, and nope.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Sup guys, how are you?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Guess!!!!?
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
I go beep like a Jeep.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.