Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.