Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.