Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
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Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."