Worst Jokes Ever
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!