Worst Jokes Ever

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More than two boot branches.

A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?

Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?

Snoop Star.

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because they loved dropping BASS.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his fillings checked.

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER!

What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?

"UNBLINGABLE"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

What's a rapper's favorite animal?

RHYMENOCEROS!

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

"Rap-tures."

What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?

Fly Guy

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!