Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Worst Jokes Ever
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.