It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Dwarf's Compliment
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. When a dwarf compliments your hair, it ain't about good looks. It's about the gold they think is in there! Dwarves are greedy little dudes and love shiny stuff. You need to call the cops because you're about to be robbed by a fantasy creature, genius.
Gwen
Why?