Worst Jokes Ever
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.