Worst Jokes Ever

What's the most emo name?

Carter.

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

(Answer) Ground beef.

Sorry for a bad joke.

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

Your mother.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim-denim-denim!

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.