Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Eshay.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
kapteyn = captain
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!