Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
Hairline got repossessed.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I should just flush this joke away.