Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What would you do if you were killed?
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What goes up but never comes down?
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.