Worst Jokes Ever
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
I poo 11 times a day.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)