Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.