Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.