Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Worst Jokes Ever
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
My ass itches.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Lenard is a joke.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."