Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a good time?
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Stop.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Haha, you just saw sex!
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
A true God would be godless himself.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.