Worst Jokes Ever
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.