Worst Jokes Ever
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I should just flush this joke away.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
My ass itches.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.