Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Worst Jokes Ever
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
I can smell your kids!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
I love orphans. They're precious.
I go beep like a Jeep.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Prince???
Hi Manuel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?