Worst Jokes Ever
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.