Worst Jokes Ever
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.