Worst Jokes Ever

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?

Because they are afraid of the jet.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

What is a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!!!!!

Stop.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it has a silent “p.”

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?

Geo dude.

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

What do you call a rapper with a cold?

Lil Sneezy.

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To sweep the competition!

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

Haha, you just saw sex!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"