Worst Jokes Ever
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.