Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.