Worst Jokes Ever
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.