I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Worst Jokes Ever
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.