Worst Jokes Ever
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!