Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.