Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Quandale Dingle
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.