Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a three humped camel?
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Someone stole my balls :(
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.