Worst Jokes Ever
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Two sentence horror stories go.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.