Worst Jokes Ever
Quandale Dingle
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T