Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! π±
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What do you call a night person? A night owl π¦ who is up all night, lol!
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.