What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Imagine not having a dad.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!