Worst Jokes Ever
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.