Worst Jokes Ever
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Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.