Worst Jokes Ever
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.