Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
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Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Kingly discussion?
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Me.
The joke is me.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.