Worst Jokes Ever
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.