Worst Jokes Ever

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."

What vibrates and is 6 inches?

A toothbrush.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

Why do people poop?

Because it we need to!

I eat cockroaches.

"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"

"What?"

"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"

She really wanted a boner.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Most likely because they can't find home.

Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

Haha, the joke is me.

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!