What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Your mother.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.