Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a three humped camel?
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.