Worst Jokes Ever
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.