Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Worst Jokes Ever
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Eshay.
What screams I’m insecure?
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(