Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.