Worst Jokes Ever

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

When the Among Us has drip ඞ!

What do you call an imposter octopus?

Octosus.

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

Because there were stairs.

What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?

Why are you so tall?

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.