Worst Jokes Ever
Here is a joke: Rape.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
Sans Undertale.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.