Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I'm Pickle Rick!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
This. This is my class.
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Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.