Worst Jokes Ever
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
like if you know someone that is emo.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.