Worst Jokes Ever
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.