Worst Jokes Ever

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

Here is a joke: Rape.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜

My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.