Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Priest
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.