Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
I looked in the mirror.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Woman do have rights!