Worst Jokes Ever
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.