Worst Jokes Ever
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.