At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Worst Jokes Ever
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Haha, the joke is me.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.