Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Big Chungus.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"