Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

What is better than a paralympic gold medal?

Walking! 😂😂😂

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Why do orphans commit crimes?

It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.

Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked, and the other doesn't.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.