Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
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Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Kingly discussion?
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.