Worst Jokes Ever
Have a good summer!
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.