Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
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Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.