So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Doom is eternal.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Someone stole my balls :(
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.